Dirty Little Old Ladies!
So, if you follow me on Twitter or if you “liked” my Facebook page you know about the little old lady in Target today, but for those of you who haven’t heard, boy do I have a funny one for you! For those of you who heard about this already, it’s certainly worth hearing again.
Today, I watched a little old lady, who had to be in her eighties, approach a young, twenty-something, man cleaning the front windows at Target. She looked him up and down and I have to admit, he was pretty hot. Tall, built, tan, muscles flexing as he moved…so yeah, I got the appeal.
When she spoke she shocked me from the top of my head to the tips of my toes. She started with “Aren’t you fine…” and while I was busy trying to figure out how to pick my jaw up off the floor she made the “mmmm, mmmm, mmmm” sound. You know the one. We’ve all made the sound when we see something we want to devour, and this lady devoured him with her eyes and then proceeded to proposition him with, “When you’re done here you could come clean my windows…while I watch.” Yes, she drew out a pause there before dropping that suggestive little bomb!
Clearly a good sport, he laughed and said, “Sure, you name the time and I’ll be there.”
Wow, just wow.
Several things are battling for my undivided attention in my head. Did she just say what I think she said? Is she really that confident that manners dictate that he treats her politely when making such an advance? And for the love of all that is holy, how do I make sure I end up just like her?
One day, I want to the be the little old lady, just saying whatever is on my mind at the time, without one concern about what others think of me. I want to ogle and tease to my heart’s content. And I hope when the time comes, young men are still polite enough to humor me while I do!